Not sure what “pepe touch” is all about, but it’s all the rage with the kids.
PEEPEE TOUCH 4LYFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Okay so I totally forgot about what happened at starbucks the other day….
So this “Boca Bitch” comes in and orders a (insert overly complicated drink here). The whole time I’m makin it she’s like coachin me through it and adden extra stuff, totally fuckin up my flow. Then I’m finally done and she decides to just walk over to the merch and buy a book. And of course she can’t take the one in the front, she has to get the book in the very back because apparently its “untouched”…psht dumb bitch. Anyway as she was getting the book she drops a mug and it shatters on the floor.
she freezes. And of course I watch to see the inevitable embarrassed apology and she looks at my manager and shamlessy says…
“I’m not gonna have to pay for that right?”
and of course my manager passively says “Oh no it’s fine I’ll just clean it up.”
Another fucken low life customer leaves merry ole starbucks leaving Richie pissed the fuck off…possum faced bitch
Can’t wait :)
Reason #100,900,867 of why my mom rules!! I just noticed that she bought me a drink ticket!
Don’t threatin me with a good time lol
Best video evveerrrrrrrr!!!
